Slap Chop

So the ShamWow guy is now selling a food chopper that looks a lot like the one I got from Pampered Chef a few years ago. Maybe not quite the same quality, but the principle is the same. And, okay, maybe this is very immature of me but I swear to god he says this and it is the only thing I can think of when I use my chopper now:

"You're going to love my nuts."

I swear to god. He says this.